Brandon Davis Is Still A BlackBerry User

by Jacky C. on August 1, 2008

We’re not too sure if Brandon Davis, the oil heir, should be holding a lighter against his face. He might suddenly ignite into flames and burn…burn that inner douche of himself, that is. He’ll bring a new meaning to the term “fire crotch”, or better yet, “fire douche.” Stand back, he may turn “orange and then ooze and have freckles coming out of his @#$%&*!”.

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