~ Britney Spears ~

Now, when we say “carries her baby” we mean her BlackBerry is her baby…we’re not, perhaps, insinuating that she, may be, pregnant…not at all…
In other news, Britney Spears is set to make a cameo appearance in a Pussycat Dolls music video. Not only would she be shaking her junk like Beyonce, but, she’s also taking part in directing the video. Should be interesting to see how Britney does behind the camera.

Here’s yet another photo of Britney Spears wearing a questionable wrinkled, plum-coloured dress. It really accentuates her curves…all of them.

The Chinese character on Britney Spears‘ shirt translates to “Love”. Glad she’s showing us some of it.
Here she is coming out of the gym, once again. She’s certainly trying to follow in Madonna’s footsteps by frequenting the gym. Anyways, that jacket she’s wearing is a little too warm for the spring/summer Los Angeles weather. Does she expect to sweat off the fat?

Doesn’t she always?
During a class at the Bally’s fitness centre, members of the gym were shooed out so Britney Spears could take over the studio to practice her “choreography.”

Britney Spears reveals her newly sun-kissed tan on her way out to dine at Il Sole. Perfect restaurant for the perfect occasion, don’t you think?

It must have been a stressful couple of days after another car accident that Britney Spears got into. Here she is leaving Bally Total Fitness after a sweaty workout. A nice run on the treadmill always reduces emotional stress and thunder thighs — hey, we’re just saying!

Last week, we wrote about Britney Spears and her extensions that were falling out. It looks like she took our advice and went to a salon. It’s also been rumoured that Britney plans to release her new album at the same time Whitney Houston releases her album. Two former crack heads releasing two comeback albums. Who’s going to win the battle of the sales?