~ Foxy Brown ~

…Louis Vuitton that is. Here’s the lovely Foxy Brown covered in LV logos.

Have you ever wondered how much jail time a BlackBerry assault conviction will get you? Well, if you’ve got priors like Foxy Brown, cracking your BlackBerry over your neighbor’s head should land you in Riker’s Island for about a year.

“I’m not going to give you any more chances,” Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson told Brown. “I hope you turn your life around and never again have to stand in a court of law.”

Foxy Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was indicted for second and third degree assault, attempted second degree assault, and criminal possession of a weapon.

Foxy didn’t just throw her BlackBerry at her neighbor like other celebrities do at their employees. She really tried to beat the hell out of them with it.

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Believe it or not, news articles about Foxy Brown beating her neighbor upside the head with a BlackBerry hold the top three or four spots when you search Google News for search term BlackBerry.

Foxy Brown straight went Naomi Campbell on her neighbor smacking them upside the head with her BlackBerry.

This wasn’t just a love tap. According to the police report Foxy nearly knocked out a couple of her neighbors teeth delivering a fat lip and a swollen eye.

Rap artist, Foxy Brown, whose career is just about over, has apparently gone missing.

The last reported sighting of Brown was the night of Friday, June 29, when fellow passengers at JFK Airport say she boarded American Airlines Flight 100 to London. Our first-class-cabin spies told us Brown delayed the flight an hour so that her entourage could board.

She has a BlackBerry. I wonder if anyone has thought to send her an email?

[Via Perez Hilton]