~ John Mayer ~

Looks like hearts are mended and relationships have been reignited (with the Bold, of course). John Mayer has gotten back together with his BlackBerry Bold.
We first saw John using a Bold, and then he switched back to his trusty Curve, and then Kate Hudson started toting her Bold around (with a coloured skin too!). And here’s John once again walking around town and taunting us non-Bold users. (Confused yet?) If you look closely at the picture above, the guy sitting on the steps is actually using a Curve. How lucky of him to have been able to spot a Bold in person. Alright readers, tell us who you think will be the next Bold user. More sightings after the jump!

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Whatever happened to John Mayer’s BlackBerry Bold is still the question on everybody’s mind. Some are saying the Bold John was carrying was a prototype, while some downright believe that he is a liar and never had a Bold in the first place. Another group believes RIM has requested John to switch back to his Curve since BlackBerry is sponsoring his 2008 tour and would like to continue promoting their newer BlackBerry Curves (8310, 8320, and 8330). Our theory is that he sold it to Kate Hudson, made a fortune, and is now rubbing the cash around his body like the douche that he is.

Here’s a recent picture of John Mayer leaving his hotel and showing us that he no longer has his BlackBerry Bold. If the mighty Bold is great as he says it is, he wouldn’t want to switch back to his Curve, let alone be able to release it from his hands, right?

Here’s another photo of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. As you can see, this was his pre-BlackBerry Bold days. He doesn’t look very happy to be with her…I’m sure they’re broken up now. He’s too busy with a new woman–the Bold (one of the most beautiful creatures created ever).

John Mayer just updated his blog and added photos of him with his new BlackBerry Bold. Along with the pictures, he also wrote…

Hi. My name is John. I like cool stuff, early. Is that so wrong?
Isn’t it funny how there are no more “geeks” in the world?
Remember the distinction?
Now everyone is a geek. So the word is dead.
Maybe that’s where “douche” was born.
The humans need to separate and demean.
Who knows.
At any rate,
It has blazing fast 3G and twice the screen resolution, and the fonts look like something out of the New York Times.
Which makes “WHERE R U” read as if it were an op/ed.

There’s a few more BlackBerry sightings, after the jump. How excited is everybody for this new BlackBerry? It’s too beautiful to be true.

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As Perez Hilton continues making accusations against John Mayer’s sexuality (in which he does not fully deny), John keeps his BlackBerry busy during this time of damage control. Perez has said John made out with him during a party last year — while girlfriend at the time, Jessica Simpson, simultaneously watched and rubbed John’s crotch. First step in damage control: Get an armful of tattoos to butch up one’s manhood. Second step: have a fake rendezvous with Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger.