Guess the Emo Rock Star!

by Jacky C. on June 30, 2008

Which emo rock star has skinny jeans that are slightly too skinny for his lardy butt? Find out, after the jump.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

MATT 06.30.08 at 8:10 am: Not sure of his name. I do know that he sings for “Fall Out Boy” and is dating/married or whatever to/with Ashlee Simpson.
chris 06.30.08 at 9:09 am: hes called pete wentz. and thats really terrible looking. nice range tho.
bill 06.30.08 at 12:02 pm: “lardy butt”?? he’s perfectly normal. and i thought this site was about blackberrys - it’s not perezhilton - thank god! don’t let it become that.
Michael 06.30.08 at 1:06 pm: I love Pete Wentz. I heard he had 26 inch waist. His jeans are probably for girls, which why they look a bit small. But hey if I had to marry into the Simpson family I’d gain a lot of weight to.
NickyHilton 07.01.08 at 2:20 am: He looks gross…he is what you would call a “moon” face…lol. I feel sorry for Ashlee…marrying him would probably be the biggest mistake she has ever made…
fatbastard 09.15.08 at 1:02 pm: all you people are SICK BASTARDS!!!
“lardy butt”???!!!
FUCK YOU ALL! I hope you all rot in hell!
there’s nothing wrong with his body.
No wonder most celebrities go crazy. Its because the have assholes like you telling them they’re FAT!
nichole 10.21.08 at 9:36 pm: its pete wentz of cause it not that hard to miss his hot as bod i love him i so wish i was ashlee shes lucky ..