Jennifer Lopez Is A BlackBerry User

by Jacky C. on August 1, 2008

On the left, we have a picture of Jennifer Lopez AKA J. Lo trying to relate to society in her best “Jenny from The Block” outfit. After getting off her BlackBerry (picture on the right) and realizing that she didn’t work her derriere so hard just so she can save money, she changes back into her “Feeling Good” attire. If she wants to blow all her cash on material goods, she will. If she wants purchase sunglasses that costs the same as feeding a village full of starving children, she will. If she wants to wear a shiny bracelet-cuff that costs more than a heart (that will save a dying coronary arterty disease patient), she sure as hell will!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Edgar 08.01.08 at 12:09 pm

I know that she is married to a half human half rat hybrid but she is dressed bumby…

Twana 08.01.08 at 4:26 pm

she’s repping her high school Preston

Matt 08.02.08 at 9:58 pm

Jennifer lopez is FINE.

krevette 08.27.08 at 7:35 am

what is the model of her blackberry?

krevette 08.27.08 at 7:37 am

I want the same (curve,pearl, 8800…)

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