Paris Hilton Wants a Baby

by Jacky C. on May 23, 2008

Paris Hilton must be feeling the pressure of her peers, Nicole Richie and Britney Spears, because she has said that she would like a baby! She loves Benji Madden so much and wants to start a family with him next year.
She won’t be able to handle it. With her knowledge and her laziness, she would probably want out after a month of pregnancy. “Doctor, is there, like, a way to, like, speed the process and just grow the baby in a laboratory first?“. Just do it Angelina style and order the baby from “the catalogue”.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Amy 05.23.08 at 10:20 am: I’d rather trust Mike Myers with a baby then Paris. That’s scary.
Erik 05.23.08 at 1:23 pm: This is tagged as Britney Spears. Paris is getting old, she needs to settle down and get out of Miley Cyrus and Ali Lohan’s way.
Jacky C. 05.23.08 at 1:30 pm: Amy, you’d rather trust Mike Myers with your baby? Shrek?! Now that’s saying a lot about Paris Hilton.

Hey Erik, great comment haha. Thanks for the tip, as well. We switched it back over to “Paris Hilton”.
Anyways, Paris is quite immature. She’s like a child at heart.
NickyHilton 05.24.08 at 12:08 am: I find the caption ignorant and racist….
Deer 05.24.08 at 8:54 am: shut up nicky hilton its called a joke
ANTHARXXX 05.24.08 at 6:32 pm: “This is tagged as Britney Spears. Paris is getting old, she needs to settle down and get out of Miley Cyrus and Ali Lohan’s way.”

TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ERIK!!
NickyHilton 05.24.08 at 7:59 pm: There are things to joke about…and race is not something to joke about…
Jacky C. 05.24.08 at 8:04 pm: NickyHilton, we don’t understand what’s “racist” about this post. We weren’t poking fun at any race or culture. We were just implying that everybody wants to adopt like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie — and since Maddox is from Cambodia, we used his race as an example of the copying.
It wasn’t meant to be racist or to offend anyone.
Anyways, if you would like a longer explanation, you can check out the comments I left in this post:
http://celebrityblackberrysightings.com/ali-lohan-is-a-blackberry-user/#comments
We were also accused of being racist then too. Have a good weekend.
Erik 05.25.08 at 2:06 pm: Jacky C>>>I just realized that you are Chinese and the owner of the site is Black…I’m a mixture of the two (yay me) and I didn’t find anything racist about the joke.
BM 08.23.08 at 10:08 pm: The back of the curve is off. ioewkdsoilweaipsdznkevwBOUOw -MELTDOWN-
BM 09.01.08 at 11:11 pm: i found out why, the other day she got stars placed on her blackberry along with a few other people and she took off the cover to get a new back for her blackberry so that there werent any more stars

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