Celebrity BlackBerry Sightings
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We’re not too sure if Brandon Davis, the oil heir, should be holding a lighter against his face. He might suddenly ignite into flames and burn…burn that inner douche of himself, that is. He’ll bring a new meaning to the term “fire crotch”, or better yet, “fire douche.” Stand back, he may turn “orange and then ooze and have freckles coming out of his @#$%&*!”.
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The jackass that is Brandon Davis recently went out into the streets of New York City puffing on his signature cigarette and showing off his svelte new body (which he probably got from exercising his finger on his BlackBerry). He wore this same shirt a few months ago, and looked like THIS. Yeah, the hair band-wearing grease head doesn’t looking any better.
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One night, after heavy drinking and a lot of oil producing, Brandon Davis decided to have a little sleepover at record producer, Scott Storch’s house. The next morning, Scott found his $100,000 watch stolen and when checked his security cameras, found that Brandon had stole it. And Brandon was laughing at Linday Lohan for being poor. Ha! Firecrotch.
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Let hope he doesn’t cause any harm to the sea animals with his oily persona.
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Paris Hilton is hanging out with her oil heir friend, Brandon Davis again. Both are showing off their BlackBerrys. We would too.
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