Britney Spears

Britney Spears has finally been granted overnight visits with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. And what better way to celebrate than to get out with her BlackBerry and party at Los Angeles restaurant, Sur.

Britney Spears is said to be working on a new album for next year. With the new BlackBerry Media Sync, we can easily put in her new jams into our BlackBerrys.

Britney Spears went to visit her new niece, Maddie last week and came back to Los Angeles on Friday only to be swarmed by a sea of paparazzi. We wonder if that “shocked” expression on her face is because of the paparazzi or did it finally click to her that her family is slightly Jerry Springer-like?

After weeks of vigorous workouts, dance rehearsals and pictures of Britney Spears without her beloved Starbucks, she finally reunites with her frappuccino. How sweet.

Britney Spears is included in the official ballot as a possible nominee for her little cameo appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Wow. If Britney’s nominated, then I should get nominated for a Grammy for singing in my high school graduation choir!

Britney Spears leaves The Havana Club where she spent two and a half hours with Mel Gibson smoking cigars, probably talking about aliens and comparing the amount of bugs that’s crawling all over their bodies.

Now, when we say “carries her baby” we mean her BlackBerry is her baby…we’re not, perhaps, insinuating that she, may be, pregnant…not at all…
In other news, Britney Spears is set to make a cameo appearance in a Pussycat Dolls music video. Not only would she be shaking her junk like Beyonce, but, she’s also taking part in directing the video. Should be interesting to see how Britney does behind the camera.

Here’s yet another photo of Britney Spears wearing a questionable wrinkled, plum-coloured dress. It really accentuates her curves…all of them.

The Chinese character on Britney Spears‘ shirt translates to “Love”. Glad she’s showing us some of it.
Here she is coming out of the gym, once again. She’s certainly trying to follow in Madonna’s footsteps by frequenting the gym. Anyways, that jacket she’s wearing is a little too warm for the spring/summer Los Angeles weather. Does she expect to sweat off the fat?

Doesn’t she always?
During a class at the Bally’s fitness centre, members of the gym were shooed out so Britney Spears could take over the studio to practice her “choreography.”

Britney Spears reveals her newly sun-kissed tan on her way out to dine at Il Sole. Perfect restaurant for the perfect occasion, don’t you think?

It must have been a stressful couple of days after another car accident that Britney Spears got into. Here she is leaving Bally Total Fitness after a sweaty workout. A nice run on the treadmill always reduces emotional stress and thunder thighs — hey, we’re just saying!

Last week, we wrote about Britney Spears and her extensions that were falling out. It looks like she took our advice and went to a salon. It’s also been rumoured that Britney plans to release her new album at the same time Whitney Houston releases her album. Two former crack heads releasing two comeback albums. Who’s going to win the battle of the sales?

With a studded denim vest, a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other, Britney Spears is definitely all rocker. No more Pop Princess.