Paris Hilton

OMG, I knew she had some big feet, but the hands are huge as well.  And why on earth would she do that o her BlackBerry?

Paris has a lighter, a lollypop, and something blue that we can’t make out.  It kind of looks like another BlackBerry, but, we can’t tell.

What in the world does Paris Hilton think she’s doing? That hand gesture, that pout, those wonky eyes. It’s all way too much. This girl needs to be punished for being such a poser.

While Paris Hilton’s frenemie, Lindsay Lohan, has already been texting back-and-forth on her Bold to her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson (who also has a Bold), Paris is still using an older BlackBerry. Can you feel the jealousy…or the vibrations of Paris screaming out, “Firecrotch!”?

A bunch of you Celebrity BlackBerry Sightings readers have been endlessly telling us about Paris Hilton’s switch to the crimson BlackBerry 8310. We finally found one of her actually using one.